They range from different colored thongs to one that is literally just cherry tomatoes covering their nipples and a single, small leaf of lettuce between the legs.
They’re only $0.99 a piece, but it’s something to consider.
However, as I found out once the game launched on PSN, that’s because they locked all of the truly skimpy outfits away as paid DLC. Watching all five of the lingerie-clad leading ladies prance around rotting corpses while shooting rocket launchers and automatic weapons is just as hilarious as it sounds.Īnother thing that I spoke about during my previous report was how the game never really feels all that “sexy.” It almost seems like the developers are mocking their target demographic to a degree. You only get to do this once per mission though, and your character will be running around in their underwear until you reach the end. If you ever find yourself overwhelmed by enemies, you can tear off your clothes and throw them as a distraction. The missions each offer different objectives, but they all amount to the same basic premise: Kill a bunch of zom-zoms. It’s incredibly bare bones, but it’s also very functional. The combat is comprised of third-person, Earth Defense Force–styled gunplay, a one-button melee attack, and the ability to use various items like grenades and tripwires. Also, that they really don’t like wearing clothes. The one thing all of them have in common is their desire to escape the school where they’re stranded. The cast is split between generic, shy types and ultra-vain, over-the-top badasses. I touched upon it a bit during my review in progress a few days ago, but everything is presented in a deliriously fashioned B-movie sheen. The best parts have almost nothing to do with any overarching plot, it’s the inane dialogue exchanges where it really shines. The story focuses around five ladies as they battle their way through, the adorably named, zom-zoms. They don’t give a fuck about common sense or the practicality of covering yourself up when surrounded by things that are trying to bite you. In fact, they’re constantly throwing their clothes and used underwear into the hordes of undead enemies. These high school ladies don’t appear to be too worried about getting bitten though. You’ve got school girls, and you’ve got zombies. Even the title doesn’t leave a hell of a lot to the imagination. This is a game that knows exactly what it is.